Oh, spam how I love thee!
I can’t stay away.
Got 183 messages
Only yesterday.
Woke up bright and early
Just to take a peek.
Won the UK lottery
Three times this week!
I can learn a foreign language
In 10 short days.
Take a free Caribbean cruise
And soak up some rays.
Free laptops. Free grants.
And that’s just on page one.
Here’s one for my husband.
Now THAT would be fun.
Forgive me if I brag,
I don’t want to sound hoity
But I am now personal friends
With 7 members of royalty.
Found a new business partner
He’s from Hong Kong.
He’ll turn my $3,000 into a million.
How can I go wrong?
Forget about exercise
Who needs it, I say!
There’s a special cream
That will melt my fat away!
Free psychic readings,
And bigger bosoms to boot.
An unknown inheritance check.
Just look at all my loot!
If you want to be rich,
And busty and thin,
If you want to be famous,
Nows the time to begin.
If you want to earn millions
Then do what I do
Just open your spam
And then go get a clue.
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Lovin this!
By the way, thanks for all the hard work you do everyday for all of us. It is appreciated in more ways than you know.
Very clever, love it!
too too funny-thanks for the laugh this morning!
Good Grief!!! As if you had extra time from blogging… LOL! I love it! I fell this way too sometimes! Gmail is a God send!
I am cracking up!
This was fantastic!!!